Songs that sound sexual but aren't

Your favorite songs here, that sound sexual but aren't

Big Ten Inch Record by Aerosmith

why?
lyrics like: "
got me the strangest woman-believe me this trick's no cinch-but I really get her going-when I whip out my big 10 inch" and "
my girl don't go for smokin'-and liquor just make her flinch-seems she don't go for nothin'-'cept for my big 10 inch"

another is

Big Balls by AC/DC
Why? ISNT IT OBVIOUS!?
but here. Lrics like: "and everyone cums and cums again!"...oops. i misspelled it. its spelled "Comes"

"
Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again (misspelled again. its "Comes and comes again" >_>)
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(Bollocks, knackers)
(Bollocks, knackers)
(Bollocks, knackers)
(Bollocks, knackers) (sounds kinda like Bullocks sucker >_>)"

... yeah... to dirty sounding to pick sections

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XD
They're not sexual in any way!

nope, they just totally sound like it

know any more?

ill have to keep my eyes peeled

i think i know a song but it is somewhat sexual its called if your into it

the song....is weird

but hes got a good voice

theyre a very weird band they got a song called shes so hot boom and one called business time

its a good show. look for it when its on HBO season 2 start sometime in january. its weird how randomly they just break out in song like randomly there mugged and like you dont know who your dealing with. who are we dealing with. they start rapping hiphopapotamus vs rhymenoserous

rofl wtf o.o

ya their very weird band its new zeland what do you expect XD

lol

yay kiwis!

i think ill just make a topic on them.....

umm... those ARE sexual. they dont just SOUND sexual

ya thats the point....

thats not the popint of this thread though

woop~